{"id":1826,"date":"2022-12-07T18:04:51","date_gmt":"2022-12-07T17:04:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hannes.enjoys.it\/blog\/?p=1826"},"modified":"2022-12-07T18:04:51","modified_gmt":"2022-12-07T17:04:51","slug":"welcome-to-gismaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hannes.enjoys.it\/blog\/2022\/12\/welcome-to-gismaster\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/GISmaster?src=hashtag_click\">#GISmaster<\/a>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>&#8220;Social media&#8221; was a mistake so I am bringing over some nice things I had posted on Twitter to this blog.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I love <a href=\"https:\/\/taskmaster.tv\/\">Taskmaster<\/a> and &#8230; well:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Bring the most surprising sidecar file.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Recreate a OSGeo project&#8217;s logo using these materials, best recreation wins.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Trigger error 99999 as many times as you can. Most different reasons wins.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Bring the best value to find in a date column.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Georeference this monochrome scan of a hand-drawn 1910 map, most accurate wins.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Draw a world map. Most area conformal map wins.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Name as many QGIS releases as you can, most release names wins.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Bring the best typeface for a remote village.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Invent a new Shapefile sidecar file. Most useful sidecar file wins.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Make the most beautiful choropleth map. You have 5 minutes to name your data sources then 15 minutes to make your map.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Bring the most disturbing data preparation story.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Demonstrate a standard GIS operation as interpretative dance.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Get a social media leech to repost a map of yours without credit. Most retweets wins.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Bring the worst communal geo data portal.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Create the coolest hex grid map from this dataset of beehives.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Spell\/pronounce GDAL&#8217;s main developer&#8217;s name correctly.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Imitate Ian Turton when a demanding user calls him on his private number for GeoServer support.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Bring a sane GML file.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Write a standard-compliant CityGML parser.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Design the most beautiful north arrow.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Choose an angle. (\u2026) (\u2026) Design a tube map only using lines at the angle you chose earlier.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kate contributed &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pokateo_\/status\/1530257079587549184\">Determine what a Shapefile projection should be without a .prj file or metadata<\/a>&#8221; :D<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Previously at <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.ph\/nI62O\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/cartocalypse\/status\/1530251866000465920<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Social media&#8221; was a mistake so I am bringing over some nice things I had posted on Twitter to this blog. I love Taskmaster and &#8230; well: Kate contributed &#8220;Determine what a Shapefile projection should be without a .prj file or metadata&#8221; :D Previously at https:\/\/twitter.com\/cartocalypse\/status\/1530251866000465920<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,59,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartography","category-funny","category-gis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hannes.enjoys.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hannes.enjoys.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hannes.enjoys.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hannes.enjoys.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hannes.enjoys.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hannes.enjoys.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1827,"href":"https:\/\/hannes.enjoys.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1826\/revisions\/1827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hannes.enjoys.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hannes.enjoys.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hannes.enjoys.it\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}